Short Funny Wedding Messages

Farewell Bernadette

We love ... Force

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Teacher's Day Celebration:

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How To Congratulate The Arrival Of A New Baby

JOKES:
Was Jesus preaching at Mount Sinai and said to his disciples:
y = ax2 + bx + c
So what is it? Said one of the disciples.
To which Jesus replied: A Parable!


What is a complex child? A child with a real mother and father imaginary.



What is a polar bear? A rectangular bear, after a change of coordinates.




Vectors meet and one says to another: Do you have a moment?.



What do you say to the tangent curve? Not touch me.



I like polynomials, but only to some degree.


Why is suicide the math book? Because I had too many problems. (JAJAJAJA!!)